50 days off? for reals?

I found out from Corvin, I have to take some time off from work.  Our dialog went something like this:

Corvin: "Anthony, do you know how many PTOs you've taken?"

Anthony: "umm... nope"

Corvin: "Well, you have *fifftie* PTOs days you have to take off this year"

Anthony: "umm... did you say fifteen or fifty?"

Corvin: "5 ... 0" 

Anthony:  "what?"

Corvin: "You have the record number of PTOs in the company.  Ravi needs to know by the 15th of this month which days you plan to take off"

So, I have been given 3 days to determine which days I will take off this year.  The criteria in taking these days off must be: 

1.)  must take a total of two months off before end of the year

2.) can not just take one week off each month.

3.) should not take vacation before software releases (which is in early June and August).

4.) can not take vacation during Project Flow in September.

So this is why this blog is create.  This blog will chronicle my every movement on my days off and since i will have plenty of time to be bored, i figure i can write a blog.  So i hope to include pictures, my gym schedule, and perhaps maps of where i travel to!!!   Stay tuned.